A New Blog.

It's been some time since I last updated this blog, hasn't it?

BLOG UPDATE!

Still nothing to report. Sorry.

Bad karma.

Whilst watching the popular YouTube video 'Woman falls into fountain at mall while texting and walking' on my phone, I slipped in some dog excrement and slalomed face-first into a lamp post, bouncing off and landing on my arse. Fortunately no-one was on hand to video this moment and in turn post it online causing further hilarity. How ironic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPW8xmI4w6U

Happy New Year!

A very Happy New Year to my readers. It's a little late, I know. Sorry. 

(And Merry Christmas too).

Yule Blog.

I don't think I'm cut out to be a blogger.

Reality TV - A tautology in search of a paradox?

Although they seem to inspire intense passions and a lively national debate, I have no opinion on the subject of reality TV shows. How could I? I don't watch them. Never have and probably never will. But never say never. Although I never say 'never say never'. Apart from just then, obviously. I've never said it before and hope never to say it again.

What was the question?

Never mind.

Doin' It Bloggy Style.

No. Nothing. Harder than it looks, this writing lark.

To do:

Pay bills
Bank
Toothpaste
Soap
Marmite
Flannel
Milk
Ointment